Smirnoff Vodka
What sets Smirnoff apart from other vodkas? Double distillation to ensure maximum quality, with a unique, patented, hardwood charcoal filtration process. The hardwood charcoal, selected from choice suppliers is activated at a precise temperature for maximum filtration effectiveness. Every drop of Smirnoff slowly passes through 14 tons of this superb proprietary charcoal-patiently enhancing and refining quality. After 47 separate quality control checks, Smirnoff Vodka is ready for bottling.
This stuff makes me ill. I like it. :)